A badass Charizard by request.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#IF YOU GROW UP THERE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER ASSHOLES ARE THROWN YOUR WAY
#FOR 18-19 YEARS
i’ve lived in a small town in Texas for two years in a trailer ok literally I was surrounded by grasshoppers
Sometimes you get stuck driving behind tractors, EVERYONE knows you as “so-and-so’s little brother/sister”, EVERYONE remembers that stupid embarrassing thing you did when you were like 5, you’re related to almost everyone and there’s no one to date (and the people you aren’t related to you’ve known since you were in diapers, so you may as well be related), don’t like your high school math teacher? too bad, you’ll probably have that same teacher for like 5 more classes!
this is why you’re not allowed in the car.
Blaziken battling by request.
threw some color on these torterras for fun!
- unknown (via swiftbeat)
OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
at the last gif, i thought it was saying something like: “too many cucumbers on a daily basis, get eaten. stop vegetable abuse,” and then i saw it… was horribly mistaken. horribly.